Open Wide Please! Paul Hedge

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Published: November 9th 2010

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270 pages


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Open Wide Please!  by  Paul Hedge

Open Wide Please! by Paul Hedge
November 9th 2010 | Kindle Edition | PDF, EPUB, FB2, DjVu, audiobook, mp3, ZIP | 270 pages | ISBN: | 10.48 Mb

“Darling, you will make a brilliant dentist! That was such a big prick….yet I never felt a thing!”Aptly named dentist Maurice Molar is a misfit. He is a six foot six, dope smoking, heavy drinking, Wagner loving, child hating, anti social, beardedMore“Darling, you will make a brilliant dentist! That was such a big prick….yet I never felt a thing!”Aptly named dentist Maurice Molar is a misfit.

He is a six foot six, dope smoking, heavy drinking, Wagner loving, child hating, anti social, bearded gorilla of a man, who actually is very good at dentistry, but unfortunately has a problem about treating patients, children, people in authority, foreigners, and homosexuals. In short he is a loveable bigot, and very much a square peg in a round hole. Oh, and he’s also psychic.We follow Maurice’s career from dental school through National Service in the RAF, where he is posted to, ‘The arsehole of the world!’ It his here his life changes dramatically.Picking up the pieces his career continues, until finally he joins a practice run by Dental Surgeon, Harry Badcock.Harry, much older than Maurice, is an Irishman, full of charisma.

He could charm the birds from the sky, and then sell them back to God! These two rough diamonds make a remarkable team, much to the dismay of practice manager Audrey.Then, the unthinkable happens and Harry dies. After a heavy dope smoking session, Maurice finds to his horror that his old friend is still around and what’s more, he needs help getting to Heaven!



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